Anonymous: if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to
fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming
At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.
Jonathan Tropper, This is Where I Leave You
(via thequotejournals)
- An educated person:
"it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."
- Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am:
"Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"
me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous
When you get an answer wrong in class but answered with SO much confidence
i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
a6:
me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]
the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]
me:
im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration
my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
werk henny
slèy
is that a mcdonalds playplace
YAS
woman: i feel sexually attracted to other women
man: how can i make this about me